A bear walked into a bar...

Good morning, %FIRSTNAME%.

A bear walks into a bar, strides up the bartender and says, “I’ll have a bourbon…………………………… and coke.”
 
The bartender asks, “Why the long pause?”
 
The bear replies, “I was born with them!”
 
[insert laughs here]
 
If you asked me to tell you a joke on the spot, this is the only one I can remember.

Yet I recall other jokes as soon as someone else starts to tell them!
 
It’s funny how you can have knowledge inside your head, yet lies seemingly undiscovered until something triggers it.
 
That’s why I send this email.

Tom Fitzgerald